Saturday, June 16, 2012

Leaving Arizona, with One Small Casualty


Lists and more lists

Check-in at the Tucson International Airport went smoothly, including handing over our four suitcases weighing in at 51.0, 51.5, 51.5, and 48.0 pounds. Apparently there is some tolerance built into the 50-pound weight limit, because we did not have to pay. This left us with a 35-pound rolling carry-on and 3 computer cases. No sweat! The carry-on was the final bag we had packed, and as such, it had become a repository for last-minute items, as well as binoculars and video camera, which we did not trust to the vagaries of baggage handling. Curtis had roamed the house collecting hand tools and hardware we might need on the boat, while Sue had updated her multiple lists and jigsaw-ed the new treasures into the carry-on's nooks and crannies. She forgot about the Transportation Security Administration rules.

Sue waits while the bag takes a third trip through X-ray
Going through security, this carry-on traveled back and forth through the X-ray machine as the TSA screener squinted at it. Eventually the bag was pulled for manual inspection, and Sue sat beside a metal table while a very nice man rummaged through the contents and "sniffed" the bag for traces of explosives. Binocular cases opened and checked. OK. Hard plastic swim mask. OK. Day-Glo orange ratchet tie down straps and hooks. Interesting but OK. Sewing kit. Sewing kit? Window putty spreader. Hmm. The screener held it against his official length-checker (Just at the limit), twanged the blade with his gloved hands, and waved it at his supervisor. Fine. Red plastic case full of drill bits. Uh-uh. Uh-oh.

Curtis groaned. All those sharp drill bits and chamfer bits. Why they were axed and the putty spreader sailed through was a bit of a mystery to us. The friendly TSA man offered us the three usual choices: check the bits as a fifth piece of luggage for 50 dollars (go through security again), FedEx them to ourselves (go through security again), or move on. We relinquished the bits. It was 5:45 a.m. Now boarding.